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| Note that the '%'promt indicates the C shell, while the '$' promt
indicates the Bourne shell. Go ahead and try some...
% rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % "how would you rate Quale's incompetence? Unmatched ". % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? To many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character More % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: To many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job % \ (- (-: Command not found. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found More $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create |
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